The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped TISM

[Intro]
The 1970 Grand Final
One the greatest marks ever in the history of VFL football is taken by Mr Alex Jesaulenko
And this is a song about the man he took it over
Mr Graeme 'Jerker' Jenkins

[Verse 1]
The back upon which 'Jezza' jumped and rode into the ground
The humiliated vertebrae that mighty mark crushed down
The pathetic platform from which 'Jezza' leapt into the sky
That ladder to immortality is finally laid down to die

[Chorus]
Is 'Jerker', is 'Jerker', 'Jerker' dead?
Is 'Jerker', is 'Jerker', 'Jerker' dead?

[Verse 2]
Yes, Graham 'Jerker' Jenkins, the man that stood his ground
That took the pain that gave others fame is six foot underground
Giant jolly 'Jerker' Jenkins, Jesaulenko's dupe
All he got out of that magic mark was a tendency to stoop

[Verse 3]
Did he hear the thundering footsteps on that fateful day?
As he looked up at that Sherrin, did he know he'd have no say?
As 'Jezza' jumped to fame and glory with one almighty leap
And he was left to be forgotten in a crumpled heap