J. Tailor Destroyer

"Wore my fringe like Roger McGuinn's"
Quote, unquote
Little showboat
No you didn't

Got a list; it's serious business
Stick it in the song. The song doesn't fit
You brought one, it's not much longer
Threes to divide and five to conquer

Fun in the sun; you're the only one
Fun in the sun; you're the only one
Fun in the sun; you're the only one who does

There's an earthquake in the audience
My response, my response, not what you wanted
One million tribunals agree:
See, your eyes aren't mine
The nose doesn't go there
(?) you broke the crown of crowns
Of crowns of crowns of crowns

Something I never wrote down
Never, never, never top it off, top it off
A long drink of water. A boarding house reach
Big words make for such a short speech