Lonesome Cowboy Burt Frank Zappa (Ft. The Mothers of Invention & Royal Philharmonic Orchestra)

My name is Burtram
I am a redneck
All my friends
They call me 'Burt'
(Hi, Burt!)
All my family
From down in Texas
Make their livin'
Diggin' dirt

Come out here to Californy
Just to find me
Some pretty girls
Ones I seen
Gets me so horny;
Ruby lips
'N teeth like pearls!

Wanna love 'em all!
Wanna love 'em dearly!
Wanna pretty girl—
I'll even pay!
I'll buy 'em furs!
I'll buy 'em jewelry!
I know they like me;
Here's what I say: