Doom and Gloom and Doom and Gloom Electric Six

Our hearts will love you, our lips will kiss you
Our teeth will tear your flesh apart
The will of death and destruction is on display
Like a precious work of art
I said, "It's such a coup, it's nothing new, it's nothing we haven't seen
It's just a big to-do to punish you for being so unclean."

Our operators are standing by
To provide you with excellent service
The mother-tongue makes you you want to die
And also understandably nervous
I spoke with Gerald Ford on the Ouija board and he said the whole thing stinks
He said, "It's such a bore, it's nothing more than playing Tiddly-Winks."
So

Doom and gloom and doom and gloom
Hounds of hell are howling at the moon
And we're visiting Joe Biden's tomb
And the eternal scent of time will run the course
Just like a headless horse without a horse
And I don't care what any of this means
When I hit the iceberg, the iceberg sinks
I don't need your gravity
So, go ahead and slap your big X on me

[sax solo]