Computer Fighter Rap Neil Cicierega (Ft. Kevin James (NKotR))

Once upon a time, there were three cool kids
Neil, Ryan, and Kevin, just watchin' cool vids
They saw a commercial for the championship
So they raced to the arcade, lickity-split (That's right!)

It was pinball bliss, it was video heaven
But suddenly, Neil, Ryan and Kevin
Saw mean Mitch Dollarton, that's his name
He was hoggin' their numero uno game

Computer Fighter Rap (Alright!)
Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!)
Computer Fighter Rap (It's a good time, that's right!)
Computer Fighter Rap (Watch out!)

His henchman, Max, kicked the Nеw Kids out
And they were bummin', 'til thеy heard a shout!
It was the one and only Daxter Flaxter
The all-time world class video master

He said "Hey, kids, don't you grieve"
"Daxter's got a few tricks up his sleeve"
He said he had a plan for them to win
So they took his hand, and he zapped 'em in!

Computer Fighter Rap (Video games!)
Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!)
Computer Fighter Rap
Yo, Computer Fighters in the house!