“OH MY GOD I WANT TO HEAR ...YAPE” Juno Songs (Ft. Man on the Internet)

[Intro]
[YAPE]
HEY LOOKIE HERE IT'S ME Y A P E
THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL OFFICE SUPPLIES

[ALEX AND YAPE] (Spoken)
Wait, what do you do?

I DO YAPE THINGS LIKE JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THIS PIANO

Is... that useful for my office?

OBVIOUSLY

[Verse 1]
HAIL THE ORIGAMI KORIGAMI
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER SONGS ARE BORIGAMI

[ALEX AND YAPE] (Spoken)
Hey, wait, the other Origami King songs are songs, too!

DID I STUTTER?!

[Verse 2]
I'll mess up paper in ways that only YAPE can do