The Big Dollhouse Original Broadway Cast Of Hairspray (Ft. Danelle Eugenia Wilson, Harvey Fierstein, Jackie Hoffman, Kerry Butler, Laura Bell Bundy, Linda Hart, Marissa Jaret Winokur & Mary Bond Davis)

[WOMEN]
I gotta get out
I gotta get out
I gotta get out
How'd I get in this slammer
This cooler
This big dollhouse?

[MATRON, spoken]
Alright, ladies, welcome to the big dollhouse
For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention
Think of me as a mother who eats her young!

[VELMA]
Locked up with all these
Lowlife women

[EDNA]
And horizontal stripes
Ain't exactly slimmin'

[AMBER]
Is there anybody here
Who can dry clean my blouse?

[MATRON]
It's the maid's day off