[Verse 1: Yuno Miles]
I'm wearing khakis like Jake from State Farm
She tried to order a chicken, I don't work in no actual farm
They thought I was a cat because I'm interested in yarn
I was in the WWE until I got Bautista Bond
Walked into the wrong party and got hit with a pot
Went into a random person house and asked to use their Wi-Fi
Tried to fight a cactus and got stuck with a thorn
I'm not really human, I'm actually a unicorn
Almost got her number 'til I pulled out a flip phone
She tried to call me slow but I’m smarter than her
[Bridge: Yuno Miles]
Huh? Oh yeah, ayy, ayy
Ayy, ayy, ayy
[Verse 2: Yuno Miles]
My barber messed up my haircut so I egged his house
I played in the dirt, came back with a ringworm
Jumped in toxic waste and came out as a slug
I got chased by a nigga with two big-ass thumbs
If your hands big, how you gonna play the game?
Changed my Gmail to 'Ahaha'
[Verse 3: Yuno Marr]
I just lost my room to move to fight
I tried to do a frontflip and fell off my bike
I just video chatted an old lady on Skype
I'm tryna figure out what my left and my right is
I dunked my semen with some sugar so I ate it
I censored my name when I was on PornHub
If you think I'm lying, you better go check it out now
Sike, nah, I'm lying, I'm not on PornHub
I'm wearing khakis like Jake from State Farm
She tried to order a chicken, I don't work in no actual farm
They thought I was a cat because I'm interested in yarn
I was in the WWE until I got Bautista Bond
Walked into the wrong party and got hit with a pot
Went into a random person house and asked to use their Wi-Fi
Tried to fight a cactus and got stuck with a thorn
I'm not really human, I'm actually a unicorn
Almost got her number 'til I pulled out a flip phone
She tried to call me slow but I’m smarter than her
[Bridge: Yuno Miles]
Huh? Oh yeah, ayy, ayy
Ayy, ayy, ayy
[Verse 2: Yuno Miles]
My barber messed up my haircut so I egged his house
I played in the dirt, came back with a ringworm
Jumped in toxic waste and came out as a slug
I got chased by a nigga with two big-ass thumbs
If your hands big, how you gonna play the game?
Changed my Gmail to 'Ahaha'
[Verse 3: Yuno Marr]
I just lost my room to move to fight
I tried to do a frontflip and fell off my bike
I just video chatted an old lady on Skype
I'm tryna figure out what my left and my right is
I dunked my semen with some sugar so I ate it
I censored my name when I was on PornHub
If you think I'm lying, you better go check it out now
Sike, nah, I'm lying, I'm not on PornHub
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