My Secret Weapon Michael Korie & Scott Frankel (Ft. Christine Ebersole, Douglas Sills, John Dossett & Patti LuPone)
[HELENA RUBENSTEIN, spoken]
Then we make discovery. In my face crème, we put the elixir of woman... the hormone that makes her different from the man!
[HARRY FLEMING, spoken]
Estrogen?
[HELENA, spoken]
Brilliant, no?
(sung)
It’s my secret weapon!
My secret weapon
To take america by storm!
Feminine quintessence
Cooked down to its essence
This can make the skin transform!
Whoosh!
Want to conquer fashion
And also cash in?
As the french would say
“cherchez la femme.”
Fight the march of time and look sublime
With new estrogenic hormone crème!
(spoken)
With this crème, you can postpone the menopause
Then we make discovery. In my face crème, we put the elixir of woman... the hormone that makes her different from the man!
[HARRY FLEMING, spoken]
Estrogen?
[HELENA, spoken]
Brilliant, no?
(sung)
It’s my secret weapon!
My secret weapon
To take america by storm!
Feminine quintessence
Cooked down to its essence
This can make the skin transform!
Whoosh!
Want to conquer fashion
And also cash in?
As the french would say
“cherchez la femme.”
Fight the march of time and look sublime
With new estrogenic hormone crème!
(spoken)
With this crème, you can postpone the menopause
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