Drops by the Hot Box (Freestyle) Chris Webby

Yo yo
Ay, its Chris Webby…
Jamo Neat check it

I’m the definition of half cool half nerd
With a masters and bachelors in bad words
Aw jeez, im cool as a fall breeze
With this weed up in my hand they be callin it palm trees
Often hated, imitated but never duplicated baby that’s why I made it
I’m fucking famous listen
I don’t got to explain shit
Cuz I been killing mics since Big Tigger was still in the basement

I’m as agile as a ring-tailed lemur
Solo shit to my features I’m murderous through your speakers
I’ll fucking hold Dick Chaney’s head underwater
While I seduce and have sex with his lesbian daughter

Cuz I’m always rapping my balls off
See my going 80 down Cahuenga
Hitting people in the cross walk
They’re all talk, me? I rap great
Competition can’t respond they just text me a sad face
Cuz uhh it’s my time, give a fuck what you watch say
Roll around a Comicon with bitches dressed for cosplay
So yeah baby show me what that head do, penis in the popcorn
While we out seeing Ted 2