[Intro: Violent J]
Come on, Bo, let's do it
Woo hoo!
Yeah, Mam, like you, heh ha
That's right
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Ma'am was heavy in them hips
A wandering left eyeball
Was about, shit, yay tall
With a sweet Southern drawl (Heya)
She worked nights up at the Waffle House
Servin' drunks 'til dawn
She loved that God damn jukebox
Danced to damn near every song (Woo!)
I says "I'm Wheat Chew Pete" and goosed her (*Honk*)
But then the whore slapped me (*Slap*)
We jumped in the dumb bitch backseat
Her whole car smelled like cat pee (*Meow*)
Her left eye took a walk some place
Her right eye locked onto mine
And then she swang that dang poontang
Had me squealin' like a swine (*Squeal*)
And the color of her one good eye
I recognized it fast
After a night of bloody murder
And the violence had passed (That's right)
Memories that will last
On morning skies it was splashed
It's the same color of the eyeballs
Of this fat piece of trash
And so I'm free-fallin' in love
Up in that fleshy wet glove
Her peach smells like a chalupa
That old Taco Bell grub
Which of course made me hungry
When I was done eatin' her butt
I yanked her head backwards, her neck snapped
Left the bitch stuck lookin' up
Come on, Bo, let's do it
Woo hoo!
Yeah, Mam, like you, heh ha
That's right
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Ma'am was heavy in them hips
A wandering left eyeball
Was about, shit, yay tall
With a sweet Southern drawl (Heya)
She worked nights up at the Waffle House
Servin' drunks 'til dawn
She loved that God damn jukebox
Danced to damn near every song (Woo!)
I says "I'm Wheat Chew Pete" and goosed her (*Honk*)
But then the whore slapped me (*Slap*)
We jumped in the dumb bitch backseat
Her whole car smelled like cat pee (*Meow*)
Her left eye took a walk some place
Her right eye locked onto mine
And then she swang that dang poontang
Had me squealin' like a swine (*Squeal*)
And the color of her one good eye
I recognized it fast
After a night of bloody murder
And the violence had passed (That's right)
Memories that will last
On morning skies it was splashed
It's the same color of the eyeballs
Of this fat piece of trash
And so I'm free-fallin' in love
Up in that fleshy wet glove
Her peach smells like a chalupa
That old Taco Bell grub
Which of course made me hungry
When I was done eatin' her butt
I yanked her head backwards, her neck snapped
Left the bitch stuck lookin' up
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