[RANDY, spoken] I'm here with the latest castoff from the Bachelor Hanoi fresh off his second meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. I don't see a rose, does that mean no denuclearization?
[TRUMP, spoken] We didn't sign anything today. It didn't quite work out
[RANDY, spoken] Did you guys do it?
[TRUMP, spoken] I just don't think that either of us were ready
[RANDY, spoken] So, does that mean we can expect a third date?
[TRUMP, spoken] We'll see what happens. Again, the relationship is very good. He likes me, I like him. Some people say, "Oh, you shouldn't like him!" but why shouldn't I like him?
[RANDY, spoken] Ah, maybe because he's a deranged dictator who starves his people and executes members of his own family? ...but, you know. We all have...my boyfriend doesn't put down the toilet seat, so...men!
[TRUMP, spoken] Well no, I just think he's, first of all, he's...he's a character
[RANDY, spoken] What's your response to critics who accuse you of consistently siding with foreign adversaries over your own intelligence officials?
[TRUMP, spoken] Why shouldn't I like him? I like him, we get along great
[RANDY, spoken] Uh huh. And what do you say to those who worry that your naivete and reckless behavior are jeopardizing national security and putting us all in grave danger?
[TRUMP, spoken] We'll see what happens. Again, the relationship is very good
[RANDY, sung] You would think he'd obey
When his own intel agencies
Tell him to watch out for Putin and Kim
[TRUMP, spoken] We didn't sign anything today. It didn't quite work out
[RANDY, spoken] Did you guys do it?
[TRUMP, spoken] I just don't think that either of us were ready
[RANDY, spoken] So, does that mean we can expect a third date?
[TRUMP, spoken] We'll see what happens. Again, the relationship is very good. He likes me, I like him. Some people say, "Oh, you shouldn't like him!" but why shouldn't I like him?
[RANDY, spoken] Ah, maybe because he's a deranged dictator who starves his people and executes members of his own family? ...but, you know. We all have...my boyfriend doesn't put down the toilet seat, so...men!
[TRUMP, spoken] Well no, I just think he's, first of all, he's...he's a character
[RANDY, spoken] What's your response to critics who accuse you of consistently siding with foreign adversaries over your own intelligence officials?
[TRUMP, spoken] Why shouldn't I like him? I like him, we get along great
[RANDY, spoken] Uh huh. And what do you say to those who worry that your naivete and reckless behavior are jeopardizing national security and putting us all in grave danger?
[TRUMP, spoken] We'll see what happens. Again, the relationship is very good
[RANDY, sung] You would think he'd obey
When his own intel agencies
Tell him to watch out for Putin and Kim
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