Jameson Love Song Psychostick

[Intro]
This little one's called "The Jameson Love Song"
And-a one, two three
One, two, three

[Verse 1]
I know I promised I’d write you a love song
But instead, I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic but seventy proof
Is no less than poetic
You look your best when my vision is blurry
That’s not what I meant, I can’t keep from slurring
Because love is emetic but not if you bought me
A shot and I hit it

[Chorus]
Drink ‘til you’re crazy
And dance ‘til you're sick
You can pour out another
Give in to the stick
Drink ‘til you’re crazy
And dance ‘til you’re sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the stick

[Post-Chorus]
I can’t see, now I have to pee
And I can’t count to three but I can count to Jameson