Long after that boy
Who brought the world joy
There arose the tale of Saint Nick
With a “ho ho ho”
And an affinity for snow
He became famous for handing out gifts!
Year after year
The children declare
The praises of Santa each season
While fathers & mothers
Fuss with each other
Over vague instructions & missing pieces
Why does ole Nicholas —
Getting cookies & milk from us —
Get ALL the focus each year?
Does he even know how
To dress up a doll?
Has he ever stuffed one teddy bear?
Let’s all be certain:
Santa ain’t the person
Who’s makin’ all those presents happen!
The ELVES are the reason
For the Christmas toy season
…are they even paid for their tinkerin’ and tappin’?!
Who brought the world joy
There arose the tale of Saint Nick
With a “ho ho ho”
And an affinity for snow
He became famous for handing out gifts!
Year after year
The children declare
The praises of Santa each season
While fathers & mothers
Fuss with each other
Over vague instructions & missing pieces
Why does ole Nicholas —
Getting cookies & milk from us —
Get ALL the focus each year?
Does he even know how
To dress up a doll?
Has he ever stuffed one teddy bear?
Let’s all be certain:
Santa ain’t the person
Who’s makin’ all those presents happen!
The ELVES are the reason
For the Christmas toy season
…are they even paid for their tinkerin’ and tappin’?!
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