Daily Death Ouija Macc

[Intro: Game Show Host]
Welcome to another episode of Daily Death!
Our next contestant Ouija Macc will spend the next month of his life dying everyday
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[Verse 1: Ouija Macc]
Day 1 woke up pulled the fucking trigger
Day 2 face bruised woke up with no fingers
Face planted right into the scissors (oww!)
Day 3 out the window fence post in my liver
Day 4 head standing to the blender
Day 5 how the fuck I die, I hardly remember
Day 6 off the roof with an umbrella (woo wee!) Survivеd the fall in my neighbor's yard shot me with barеtta
Day 7 things do not seem to get better (hell nah)
So I took all the pills they said make me better
Day 8 woke up in the same sweater (this is nice!)
Saw that shit from across the room fucking head was severed
Day 9 overdosed cause I'm an addict
Woke up Day 10 moonwalking in the traffic
And for six days I bled to death and saved it (save that shit)
It's the seventeenth now and I'm fucking swimming in it (uh, splash)

[Chorus: Ouija Macc]
Die. Everyday I die. Everyday I die
Everyday I die and I fucking love it
Die. Everyday I die. Everyday I die
Everyday I die and I fucking love it