Samurai Abstinence Patrol Ninja Sex Party

[Verse 1]
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed no sex until you are married
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later, two heroes were born
One clothed in blue spandex, the other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest:
To bring sex to the masses, 'cause that shit is the best
In a super-hot orgy with ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard, he ripped a hole in space-time
Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
They jumped through to the future 'cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where NSP was rocking
And screamed "Danny, it's your cock that we now will be blocking!"

[Chorus]
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (And the face!)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is "nomenclature!"