He Stuck Me Up Wesley Willis

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time, I was heading home from work
It was a joy bus ride
As I got off the bus, a male hoodlum approached me with a 12-gauge
He lowered the gun at my head

[Chorus]
He stuck me up
He stuck me up
He stuck me up
He stuck me up

[Verse 2]
As he leveled the 12-gauge at my head
He told me to give him my money or my life
I told him I had no money
He told me he was going to kill me when I told him a lie

[Chorus]
He stuck me up
He stuck me up
He stuck me up
He stuck me up

[Verse 3]
When the police came, he was doomed
He was arrested by the police
He was charged with attempted armed robbery
He was taken to jail
I signed a complaint against that stupid jerk