Skit 2 G-Unit

[Narrator]
If you love Ja Rule Duets 1 and 2 - and how could you not? - then you'll love Ja Rule Duets 3. Ja Rule is so hot right now everybody wants to record with him, or at least, re-record with him. On Duets 3, you'll get this:

[?Shakira - "Whenever, Wherever"?] (Ja Rule impersonator)
Whenever (whenever), wherever (wherever)
We're meant to be together
(What you say?)
I'll be there and you'll be near
(Holla)
And that's the deal, my dear (uh)
(What would I be without you?)
Thereover, hereunder

[Narrator]
And this:

[?Nickleback - "How You Remind Me"?] (Ja Rule impersonator)
This is how (this is how) you remind me (remind me) of (of) what I really am (am)
This is how (you) you remind me (me) of what I really am (holla)
It's not like you to..

[Narrator]
This is the song that proves nobody gets the party started like Ja Rule:

[?P!nk - "Get The Party Started"?] (Ja Rule impersonator)
I'm coming up so you better get this party started
(To all my people, we be living in a - hey)