The Awefull Battle of the Pekes and Pollicles (1985 Australian Cast) Original Australian Cast of Cats

[MUNKUSTRAP]
Of the awful battle
Of the Pekes and the Pollicles
Together with some account
Of the participation of the Pugs and the Poms
And the intervention of the Great Rumpus Cat!

The Pekes and the Pollicles everyone knows
Are proud and implacable passionate foes
It is always the same wherever one goes
And the Pugs and the Poms although most people say
That they do not like fighting, yet once in a way
They now and again join into the fray
And they...

[COMPANY]
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark!

[MUNKUSTRAP]
Until you can hear them all over the park
Now on the occasion of which I shall speak
Almost nothing had happened for nearly a week
(And that's a long time for a Pol or a Peke)
The big police dog was away from his beat
I don't know the reason but most people think
He slipped into the Wellington Arms for a drink
And no one at all was about on the street
When a Peke and a Pollicle happened to meet
They did not advance or exactly retreat
But they glared at each other and scraped their hind feet
And started to...