The Keys To Life vs. 15 Minutes Of Fame Atmosphere

[Spoken Intro]
Folks, I know you're all dying to know how long, I cannot answer that now. We're gonna have the maintenance technicians come over and take a look at it and uh once that's done, then we'll give you an estimate... I'd say it's probably at least uh 15 minutes or so

[Verse 1]
It's like all of Franklin Avenue now sleeps upon my chest (My chest)
I've used cigarette butts and loose-leaf to build my nest (My nest)
Did I mention I appreciate the way you treat your guests? (But I do)
But I'm not really convinced when you say that you're impressed (Hell no)
The line between MC and comedian gets a little thinner
Now it's nothing but roughage for lunch and punchlines for dinner (Feed me)
I've tried to open the blinds to let in some sunshine
Wound the watch 'til it broke all in hopes of stopping the time

[Chorus]
The key broke off in the ignition
Hopping if I wandered off through my thoughts wishing
Hoping this could be for you, but it is for me
Patiently I stay busy, I wait, I see
The key broke off in the ignition
Hopping if I wandered off through my thoughts wishing
Hoping this could be for you, but it is for me
Patiently I stay busy, I wait, I see

[Refrain]
It's the sure shot
It's the sure shot
It's the sure shot
It's the sure shot
It's the sure shot
It's the sure shot
Zih-zih-zih-zih-zih