Theme from “Family Guy” Family Guy

[Lois]
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence and movies
And sex on TV

[Peter]
But where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely?

[Brian]
It used to be
A big time star
Was Elegant as Garbo
Or Hedy Lamarr

[Stewie]
But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez
You want to curl up and die

[Chorus]
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us

[Stewie]
Laugh and cry