I Still Got It Billy Crystal & David Paymer

[STAN, spoken]
Buddy, if it's over, let it be over

[BUDDY, spoken]
Not like this, Stan

[BUDDY]
Look at me, Stan
They left me for dead
So now what the hell have I got?
So let's make a plan
Maybe instead
This could lead to one more shot

Stan, you know I know you know I can do it
In my bones, nothing to it
I'll be funny 'til the day I die
Sure I'm old, but look, my mic hand is steady
Still upright and I'm ready
Do I pack away the tux and tie
And lie here growing fungus?
That's what they want me to do
I'm nowhere, Stan
But nowhere nearly through
I wanna show those bastards