Spam "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Chorus]
SPAM in the place where I live (Ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (Oh, boy)
SPAM in my lunchbox at work (It's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all

[Verse 1]
If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the SPAM

[Chorus]
Oh, SPAM on the table at home (Ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (Let's eat)
SPAM in my office at work (It's the best)
Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's mystery meat

[Verse 2]
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout

[Chorus]
Now, SPAM in my pantry at home (Have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label (Oh, boy)
Now, SPAM, breakfast, dinner or lunch (It's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold