Still Gonna Die Jenny Tolman

[Intro]
So you're taking better care of your body
Becoming more aware of your body
Responding to your body's needs
Everything you hear and read about diets, nutrition
And sleeping position and detoxifying your system
And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise
Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized
Soaps that will sanitize, sprays to deodorize
And liquids to neutralize acids and pesticides
Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size
Shots that will immunize, and pills to re-energize you
But remember that for all your pain and gain
Eventually, the story ends the same

[Verse 1]
So you can quit smokin', but you're still gonna die
Cut out cokin', but you're still gonna die
Eliminate everything fatty and fried
And you'll get real healthy, but you're still gonna die

[Verse 2]
Stop drinkin' booze and you're still gonna die
You can stay away from floozies, but you're still gonna die
You can cut out coffee and never get high
But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die