Maggie’s Ship The Longest Johns

[Intro, spoken]
Welcome to me ship, boys. You'll find her as warm and inviting as I am. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Verse 1]
There's a wicked captain by the name of Maggie Grey
The strongest arm, the coldest heart, from here to Boston Bay
Well she flashes you a smile, buys you a drink and maybe more
You'll wake up in the morning half a mile away from shore

[Chorus (spoken)]
I don't wanna work another day on Maggie's ship
I don't wanna work another day on Maggie's ship
She's stingy with the coinage but she's generous with the whip
No, I don't wanna work another day on Maggie's goddamn ship
(Get back to work!)

[Verse 2]
Now Maggiе she's a tyrant, cutting bite and meanеr bark
She learnt to break men's spirits before you had learnt to walk
She'll shoot the wings right off a fly from fifty yards away
Oh, she'll shoot you just for fun, or if you dare to disobey

[Chorus]
I don't wanna work another day on Maggie's ship
I don't wanna work another day on Maggie's ship
If she gives me ten more lashes then I might give her the slip
No, I don't wanna work another day on Maggie's goddamn ship