My Husband the Pig / Every Day a Little Death Julie Andrews & Rachel York (Ft. Julie Andrews & Rachel York)

[THE WIFE, spoken]
My husband the pig
The swaggering bore I'll do anything for
What a pig!

[THE WIFE]
The air of disdain is appalling
The level of decency nil
If he thinks that I'll always come crawling
Ha! I will

My husband the pig
I worship the ground
That he kicks me around
On, the pig

I have no objection to passing inspection
But who can contend with an endless erection
That falls to its knees when it sees its reflection?
My husband...

Like a clot in the cream
Or a fly in the jam
Till I think that I'm going to scream...
And I am
But would anyone here give a damn?
Ah, well