TV Is King The Tubes

[Intro]
Alright!
Yeah!

[Verse 1]
I wish I was the man
With the mechanical heart
I'd conquer all my enemies alone
I'd tear the guys apart
Then scatter the pieces

[Verse 2]
I wish I was the man
In the soundproof booth
I wish I had a chance to stump the band
Or maybe tell truth
And maybe I could win a color television

[Chorus]
(I really love my) Television
(I love to sit by) Television
(Can't live without my) Television
TV is king, you're my everything

[Verse 3]
I wish I had the girl
With the bouncy hair
We'd ride off in a brand new car
Or fly a plane somewhere
Like probably Jamaica