This is War 5: This is Wardles Falconshield (Ft. AntiRivet, Jaynee, LilyPichu, Nicki Taylor, Popushi, Raw B (Battle Rap), Sonny Psydup & UberGuitarDude)

[Verse 1: LilyPichu as Lulu]
(Vroom, Vroom!)
Hi! I'm Lulu, and I'm super pleased to meet you
Faerie's on my shoulder he can't wait to make you meat, too
(That tasted purple)
Dispense with the formalities and schemes you may be contemplating
Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
Boys see me and get wild growth (hug-ify)
Just one look and up we go!
Muggles always on my wand
Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone
And what we did with my magic stick?
Don't remember? I'll send you Pix
Not quite the common lady
But just maybe you can get to know me
Shielding all these carries, staying wary
Just to keep you going
They know that I'm the dom and stay submissive to this magic master
Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy till you can't spell "caster"
Turn you warm and fuzzy, leave you silenced, now you're cannon fodder
Fend against these dark arts all you want, but you're no Harry Potter
Pick a lane to face me, tilting baby, it just doesn't matter
Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses like, "Abra Cadaver"