[Verse 1]
We just met, but I know you're my soul mate
I've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face
Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date
I've got next week open, when do you have open?
[Pre-Chorus]
I sent you my left ear but you tossed it off the pier
Then said something I couldn't hear, what?
Gave you all my string and my fingernail clippings
I hope I don't sound deranged, but I'd...
[Chorus]
Chop off my head for you
I just went off my meds for you
I'd drink a bottle of crazy glue
And lick a bathroom attendant's shoe
Oh, that's good shoe
I would peel you a million grapes
And make a portrait using audiotapes
Yes, I'll protect you from robots
And futuristic apes
Oh, get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend, you dirty ape from the future
We just met, but I know you're my soul mate
I've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face
Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date
I've got next week open, when do you have open?
[Pre-Chorus]
I sent you my left ear but you tossed it off the pier
Then said something I couldn't hear, what?
Gave you all my string and my fingernail clippings
I hope I don't sound deranged, but I'd...
[Chorus]
Chop off my head for you
I just went off my meds for you
I'd drink a bottle of crazy glue
And lick a bathroom attendant's shoe
Oh, that's good shoe
I would peel you a million grapes
And make a portrait using audiotapes
Yes, I'll protect you from robots
And futuristic apes
Oh, get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend, you dirty ape from the future
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