[Verse 1]
I left the party early
'Twas barely half past nine
And by some stroke of fortune
Her room was next to mine
I, like the bold Columbus
New regions to explore
So I took up my position
By the key hole in the door
[Chorus]
The keyhole in the door
The keyhole in the door
I took up my position
By the key hole in the door
[Verse 2]
There, upon the chamber pot
She sat with graceful ease
She dropped her spotless linen
Around her snow white knees
Two tiny sky blue garters
Upon her legs she wore
Ye gods, I felt like jumping
Through the keyhole in the door
I left the party early
'Twas barely half past nine
And by some stroke of fortune
Her room was next to mine
I, like the bold Columbus
New regions to explore
So I took up my position
By the key hole in the door
[Chorus]
The keyhole in the door
The keyhole in the door
I took up my position
By the key hole in the door
[Verse 2]
There, upon the chamber pot
She sat with graceful ease
She dropped her spotless linen
Around her snow white knees
Two tiny sky blue garters
Upon her legs she wore
Ye gods, I felt like jumping
Through the keyhole in the door
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