SHIA Toddvevo (Ft. Lil Peet)

[Pre-Chorus: ToddVevo]
Call me a man cause I do not miss
You are just farting and I am the shit
Call me a pussy cause I got all this drip
Got my weed in Mexico, I'm takin' a drug trip
Stealin' clothes, I'm freestylin'
All the bread go to me like Stalin
And I just looked in your closet
1312, no good cops

[Chorus: ToddVevo]
Pull up in the whip like skrt (Skrt)
I get a quick peek up her skirt (Skirt)
Shia Leboeuf, I be diggin' up dirt (Dirt)
Fucked her in so many holes, it's absurd (Word)
Play with my balls like a sport (Sport)
Up every night like a fort (Fortnite)
This beat is a Travis Scott adlib (It's lit)
Call me Madvillain cause it's a Madlib (DOOM)

[Verse 1: ToddVevo]
Call you Madvillain cause I'm hearing all caps (Cap, cap)
My shit lowercase and you just out here, all caps (Cap, cap)
Just like Grand Theft Auto, know I only fuck with fives (Outta fivе)
Call me Scott Pilgrim, I be fuckin' round with knives (Shoo, wah)
Arе you HIV, cause you're all up on my dick (Sit down, holla)
Flowing like Corona, y'all know that my bars are sick (Cough cough, 'rona)
I could rap for days, someone grab the hourglasses (Tick, tock, tick, tock)
I can't see my competition, even with my glasses (Ooh, woah)
That reminds me, I really need to put on my glasses (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo)
Just to see that I'm so high-grade all these alt girls call me classist (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo)
Hit after hit, learning how to rule the charts like I'm a fascist (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo)
Never been no girl, no Mrs, I guess I'm just that cis (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
That's it, woah, all your friends are crazy, you are not being gaslit
You are not a Barbie so why is half of you plastic (No, ooh, yeah)
Call me TOP, I got the semi-automatic (Woah, yeah, ah, brr)
Take 'em to the chorus, I'm tired of this verse, I've had it (Yeah, ah, ooh, yeah)