Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that's what it is
Look it smells like a country flower!!
Who wants to eat a country flower?
Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything
Give me a reason to take my hat off and go down there
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight
I had three sisters growin' up there was shit in that bathtub I didn't know what it was untill i was 25 years old
Momma had that big water bottle thing hangin off in there
To me that was just a really neat squirt gun
I was in there tryin' to blow it up, bmmmmmp
You can't blow that sum bitch up either youll bust a blood vessel out your head
Dont suck on it, ewwww
Momma said get that outta your mouth do you know where that's been?!?!
She just wants to kill ya cause she thinks shes raisin a f**kin' heathen
Daddy's laughin' his ass off 'cause hes in there 3 hours earlier doin the same damn thing
He didn't know what it was either
He's in the front yard waterin' the plants with that sum bitch
You don't see those anymore
The days of the water bottle are gone
Women now days are just naturally fresh
They figured out soap works!
I married a woman that got's a identical twin sister
And uh they look just a like
Naturally my wife is well i mean she's... I married way over my f**kin' head
She's gorgeous
If she walked in here right now youd be like fmmmmmmmmp what the f**k howd you get her?
Personality, that's all i had!
But I'll tell you this you marry a twin you date a twin you f**k one you pretty much wanna f**k the other
Call me crazy
Now here's some real good advice
Don't ever bring that up!
That was a shity Christmas I got news for ya
Look it smells like a country flower!!
Who wants to eat a country flower?
Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything
Give me a reason to take my hat off and go down there
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight
I had three sisters growin' up there was shit in that bathtub I didn't know what it was untill i was 25 years old
Momma had that big water bottle thing hangin off in there
To me that was just a really neat squirt gun
I was in there tryin' to blow it up, bmmmmmp
You can't blow that sum bitch up either youll bust a blood vessel out your head
Dont suck on it, ewwww
Momma said get that outta your mouth do you know where that's been?!?!
She just wants to kill ya cause she thinks shes raisin a f**kin' heathen
Daddy's laughin' his ass off 'cause hes in there 3 hours earlier doin the same damn thing
He didn't know what it was either
He's in the front yard waterin' the plants with that sum bitch
You don't see those anymore
The days of the water bottle are gone
Women now days are just naturally fresh
They figured out soap works!
I married a woman that got's a identical twin sister
And uh they look just a like
Naturally my wife is well i mean she's... I married way over my f**kin' head
She's gorgeous
If she walked in here right now youd be like fmmmmmmmmp what the f**k howd you get her?
Personality, that's all i had!
But I'll tell you this you marry a twin you date a twin you f**k one you pretty much wanna f**k the other
Call me crazy
Now here's some real good advice
Don't ever bring that up!
That was a shity Christmas I got news for ya
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