A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, But I Drink to Get Pissed TISM

[Sample]

[Verse 1]
The beer's all been bought with my brother's ID
My folks are away, they've left only me
The whole suburb knows, no need to call up
It's my place tonight (Teenage piss-up!)
Most of the girls will chuck before eight
Two Bundy and Cokes is all it will take
There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim
But who's screwing who?
Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend's been nicked
(and) Take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick
The girls will start screaming, "You two, break it up"
It's on at my place (Teenage piss-up!)

[Chorus]
It's my place tonight
(Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drink, drink)
It's my place tonight
(Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drink, drink)
It's my place
It's all mine, pass the bong!
It's my place tonight
(Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drink, drink)