Fairfax Rag Harry Nilsson

[Verse 1]
Do you have to look away
When you pass by the diner
Where the squad car stops for coffee?
Don't you wish that you were anyplace else but here?

[Verse 2]
And don't you feel kinda funny
When a man in a suit says
"Man, do you know where I can get high?"
Don't you wish that you were anyplace else but here?

[Chorus 1]
Take a walk down any street that you choose
Yeah, and you'll wind up with the Fairfax Street
Mid-morning paranoia blues

[Verse 1]
Do you have to look away
When you pass by the diner
Where the squad car stops for coffee?
Don't you wish that you were anyplace else but here?

[Verse 3]
Do you grab a cigarette
When a man in an unmarked Plymouth
Pulls you over just to say hi?
Don't you wish that you were anyplace else but here?