Batman vs Sherlock Holmes Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Kyle Mooney, Nice Peter & Zach Sherwin)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SHERLOCK HOLMES!
VS
BATMAN!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1 - Batman]
Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck
I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck
I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash
I've seen better detective work in Tango & Cash
You chump, I kick punks like you off the streets
While you and Velma here are solving Scooby Doo mysteries
Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can
So bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman!

[Verse 2 - Sherlock Holmes (Dr. Watson)]
I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain (Holmes, explain)
I deduce this deuce stain as Bruce Wayne (The billionaire?)
Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours
To afford the toys he needs (Since he has no superpowers!)
You want a battle, bat? Bring it then (I heard he has a British butler)
Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!
You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill
My sidekick's a doctor (Because his flows are so ill!)