Modern World Dracula the Musical (Ft. Chris Hoch, Kate Shindle, Lauren Kennedy, Lee Morgan & Norm Lewis)

SEWARD
Taxis to Houston and steamships to Rio

ARTHUR
Biograph pictures in Wiltons all day

QUINCEY
Specials to Paris and hot air ballooning

MINA & LUCY
Phonograph Cylinders ready to play
Camera's with shutters, internal combustion
Phone up your uncle in Shorham-by-Sea
Cross the Atlantic and be there by Thursday
Jump on a trolley and be home by three

SEWARD
Somewhere in Vienna, there's a chap called Freud who's sure
That it's useless to chain up madmen
He gets better results with his talking cure

QUINCEY
Winchester repeaters gonna have to watch their backs
They've got the bolt action Hotchkiss
But the Hun's got a gun gives ya three more cracks