Song of the King Tom Carder

[Pharaoh]
Well, I was wandering along by the banks of the river
When seven fat cows came up out of the Nile, uh-huh
And right behind these fine healthy animals came
Seven other cows, skinny and vile, uh-huh
Well, the thin cows ate the fat cows which I
Thought would do them good, uh-huh
But it didn't make them fatter like such
A monster supper should

Well, the thin cows were as thin
As they had ever, ever, ever been
Well, this dream has got me baffled
Hey, Joseph, won't you tell me what it means?

Well, you know that kings ain't stupid
But I don't have a clue
So don't be cruel, Joseph
Help me now, I beg of you

Well, I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town
When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, uh-huh
They were ripe, they were golden and
You've guessed it
Right behind them came seven other ears
Tattered and torn, uh-huh