Flames of Disaster Julian Barratt & Asa Taccone (Ft. Michael Bolton)

[Intro: Julian Barratt, Adam Pally & Christopher Lloyd]
On a glorious quest
"Hello, Wade"
"Jack?"
For glory, yes!
With his hands of stone
And knees that never buckle
Come and witness the tale
Of the warrior Knuckles, yeah
"Uh, what is Jack Sinclair doing here?"
"Clearly you two have unfinished business"
"Ah, yeah, no fair point. He does have me locked up in a giant cage right now"

[Verse 1: Julian Barratt, Adam Pally & Andy Heath]
And now we begin our quest
When our hero was only a lad
He was trained by the greatest, his dad
Had the technique and also the guts
Hе prepared to kick multiple butts (Yеah)
But the giant owls, they did come
They had one mission to kill everyone
Knuckles and dad didn't know what to do
Yes, they were doomed
The owls, they clawed and they kicked
They hooted and flew into fits
They set fire to the town and burned it to the ground
I'm so freaking upset, I can't sing about it
"Father, you can't leave me"
"I won't son. I never *groans and dies*"
"No!"