Truffles Wheatus

[Verse 1]
You, you think yer such a bad ass
You think yer such a rough neck
Well I saw you outside eating truffles wit yer moms on the patio
I think it's really sad though
And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me
'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick
In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band

[Chorus]
When your pencil neck breaks
When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks
When your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win

[Verse 2]
Me, I'm just another gringo
A bitter jalepeño
But I gets more montequilla in a week
Than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime
You're steppin' on a land mine
You're gonna shoot yer eye out
I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on
Wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt
Wouldn't fuck'er for my country
With a flag on her face and a stolen dick