22 Parody Bart Baker

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift, George T. Kimmel IV as Harry Styles, Edward Vilderman as Jake Gyllenhaal]
It feels like the perfect day
To torture my exes
And then put on their skin
Help me!
Shut up Harry!
I escaped from the asylum
And kidnapped all of them
So I could get my revenge
You're sick!
HA HA HA... HA!

[Pre-Chorus: Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Ex-boyfriends]
Yeah...
I've got Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy
All wrapped in duct tape! Ha ha ha ha
Bitch give me back my fucking face!
Fat chance!
Today's the first day of a never-ending Hell date!
It's time!
Uh oh

[Chorus: Taylor Swift, Alex Farnham as John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Donn Stewart as Joe Jonas]
Now you all will be mine!
Until the end of all time!
I will never let you leave
Somebody call the police!
You better shut your mouth!
Or I will cut your tongue out!
Why are you dancing like that?
Because I'm a psychopath!
Now it's your turn to dance!
You just shot me in my ass!