The Rhode Island Tango Skylar Astin, Kate Wetherhead & Kevin Del Aguila

[FRED]
God, I hate this room
Hate that chair, hate that couch
Hate that ugly lamp, and that table
And-Ouch!
So the day begins
Knocking up my shins
Here in Pissonit, Rhode Island!

[CAROLINE]
God, I hate to shop
Bumble-Bee, Minute Maid
Coupons, two cents off
Stella Doro and Raid
Every day's a bore
Every step's a chore
Here in Pissonit, Rhode Island!

[FRED & CAROLINE]
Someday, I'll place an ad

[FRED]
White woman wanted

[CAROLINE]
White woman seeking