3030 Meets the Doc (Pt. 1) Dr. Octagon (Ft. Del the Funky Homosapien)

[Intro: Dr. Octagon + Del The Funky Homosapien]
Welcome to my laboratory, Deltron
I am pleased to meet your acquaintance—I know you're unmatched within your field—
Octa-god
—You're much more informed than Trapper John, M.D, your scientific discoveries are legend—could you enlighten me?

[Verse 1: Dr. Octagon]
I'm rap-ital, capital, just a moving, rapping animal
Punch straight like Zorro
How you want it—oral?
Watch me like porno, coming through the tube, innovative with my pubic hair braided
Tip-top shape, I'll make ER's doctors put on brakes
Friday the 13th, they bring my underwear from Crystal Lake
They want a Frito-Lay
Latino Ray with Dino J
My rhythm is sharp like a switchblade
Who' bitch made creamy, yellow, athletic, like the Oakland A's
Lord, I own the rings
Nine inches with ginseng, I'm not wasting time pretending
I'm doing steak right now, I'm serving you onion rings
Swing up, upscale watch me lift those barbells
Watch the pro throw four thousand pounds of fanmail
Step up if you' using fishscale, mini-goldfish
I'm a big whale—flipper!

[Chorus: Dr. Octagon + Del The Funky Homosapien]
Octagon, Deltron
(Welcome those well on their way to being martyrs)
Time to see the doctor
Octagon, Deltron
(DEFCON 5—defense level rise, your eyes focus harder)
Octagon, Deltron
(Welcome those well on their way to being martyrs)
Time to see the doctor
Octagon, Deltron
(DEFCON 5—defense level rise, your eyes focus harder)