Plastic People Kid Rock

[Verse 1]
People are plastic, ain't it funny?
The way some act and talk behind your back
One day you're with your friends chillin' on the scene
Next day they're tryin' to dick ya with no Vaseline
But never blow your stack, get your gat and try to buck 'em off
Don't get ill, just chill and then shrug 'em off
'Cause when the whip comes down
You'll see what goes around comes around
And plus, no situation's that drastic
If ya always keep cool and remember that...

[Chorus]
Some people are made of plastic
You know!
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[Verse 2]
Now, chicky chicky chicky check it out
As I ? and I yell and I tell y'all about
The slender gender slick gold-diggin' pros
Ya cheap, ya leech, ya little sacked-out hoes
Like this skirt I once had named Sally
She was a flirt, but had a nice, sweet valley
I was on her tip, thought she was on mine
And with this chick I spent most of my time
Playin Billy D., 'cause she had the look
Then I let her reel me in like a big dumb fish on a hook
And she took all my love and just shrugged it
Then washed all my dirty linen in the public
Spent all my cash, stuck me in a ditch
And I guess this is where I say "fuck that bitch!"
But I didn't go spastic
I said "forget that girl" and thought to myself...