My D!ck Sucks Lil Dicky

[Intro: GaTa & Lil Dicky]
Hold up, hold the fuck up
Ain't you the YouTube rapper with the small dick and all that?
L-D
A-K-A Grip
Nah, no, not Grip
Well, I do have the game in the grip

[Chorus]
(Hey) My dick sucks, my dick sucks
(Hey, hey) My dick sucks, fuck
My dick sucks, my dick sucks
(Hey) My dick sucks, fuck

[Verse]
Ayy, girl, ayy, girl
Ayy, girl, what you tryna say, girl? (Ayy)
When you see my dick, you may hurl (Ooh)
But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl (Hot)
Woah, girl, woah, girl (Woah)
I'm just tryna let you know, girl (Whoo)
My dick sucks for show, girl (Sucks)
But I make up for that like
Even if my dick is shoddy (Sucks)
Just sit there like it's gawdy (Hurk)
And it do good work like Gandhi (Hottie)
And I might grow more like Bronny
Probably not, got bitches in the lobby (Still)
Their body language obvious (Sex)
If five inches throw over, under
I'm underdog like Rocky
They don't care 'bout my cock (No)
I could use a pussy mop (Drench, woah)
On the radio like cops
She saw me and went in shock (Oh my god)
Technically I'm unemployed (Oh)
But I'm pretty sure I'm going to work
Stacking paper like a clerk
I got the Times writing blurbs
Y'all washed like shirts
Kid been balling, Nerf
They fuck with my quirk (Damn)
You see that girl over there? (Yup) She hope that I flirt
A-list actors first dates
How I got it popping on Earth Day
Ever since my surgery since first grade
I'm yelling