Finale (Forum) Zero Mostel & Ronald Holgate (Ft. Brian Davies, David Burns, Jack Gilford, John Carradine, Preshy Marker, Raymond Walburn, Ruth Kobart & Zero Mostel)

[PSEUDOLUS]
Lovers divided
Get co-incided
Something for everyone

[HERO & PHILIA]
A comedy tonight!

[PSEUDOLUS]
Father and mother
Get one another

[DOMINA]
Something for everyone

[SENEX]
A tragedy tonight!

[MILES]
I get the twins, they get the best

[ERRONIUS]
I get a family

[HYSTERIUM]
I get a rest