[Verse 1: Harry Houdini]
Harry Houdini, the one and only
Prepare to see me crush this phoney
I show no mercy to fake magic
So crawl back to the loony bin, I'm the one escaping straitjackets
I hate psychics
The future of your crystal ball helmet's when I fuckin' light it
We all have secrets but only good magicians don't reveal them so
Tell me how you make fights feel faker than Rey Mysterio
Think you're sneaky like Houdini? Kid, your try at scheming
Was gaslighting kids, then hand-sleighting them before IP leaking
Some average Joe got more success than you'll ever get so
Your girl took one look at him and then disappeared like "presto"
I soared to new heights by literally thinking outside the box
You fell into depression 'cause Spider-Man ruined all your plots
At Hollywood's beck and call but they're not calling Beck
The only burns you dish at all are to actors on the set
[Verse 2: Mysterio]
You got your audience convinced on a tiny screen
But my tricks even hit when I'm behind the scenes
You're a public embarrassment, your knick-knacks are worthless
Your jokes only put shame on your whole family circus
You think your handstands get your mom and dad fed?
I'll put your under pressure like the blood in your head
You've got no more appeal, all your props are overdone
Now this old man can't even sneak his way into World War I
Got fired for being too good at my job in the comic books
But now I got that bank to spare, ask Hollywood
Busting mediums is this square's damn hobby? Good!
I'd say sue me, but your Karen ass probably would
I demand a refund for your misleading show
'Cause when I heard water torture, I didn't think you'd mean your flow
Said you'd escape the damn grave, but winded up unconscious
Hurry the fuck up! I'm passing out trying to watch this
This Weisz guy wants to fire rhymes, it's nonsense
I'm not scared of a dude who hides from the patenting process
I know you like your water stunts, so this next trick will leave you breathless
Since a single punchline's enough to crush your appendix
Harry Houdini, the one and only
Prepare to see me crush this phoney
I show no mercy to fake magic
So crawl back to the loony bin, I'm the one escaping straitjackets
I hate psychics
The future of your crystal ball helmet's when I fuckin' light it
We all have secrets but only good magicians don't reveal them so
Tell me how you make fights feel faker than Rey Mysterio
Think you're sneaky like Houdini? Kid, your try at scheming
Was gaslighting kids, then hand-sleighting them before IP leaking
Some average Joe got more success than you'll ever get so
Your girl took one look at him and then disappeared like "presto"
I soared to new heights by literally thinking outside the box
You fell into depression 'cause Spider-Man ruined all your plots
At Hollywood's beck and call but they're not calling Beck
The only burns you dish at all are to actors on the set
[Verse 2: Mysterio]
You got your audience convinced on a tiny screen
But my tricks even hit when I'm behind the scenes
You're a public embarrassment, your knick-knacks are worthless
Your jokes only put shame on your whole family circus
You think your handstands get your mom and dad fed?
I'll put your under pressure like the blood in your head
You've got no more appeal, all your props are overdone
Now this old man can't even sneak his way into World War I
Got fired for being too good at my job in the comic books
But now I got that bank to spare, ask Hollywood
Busting mediums is this square's damn hobby? Good!
I'd say sue me, but your Karen ass probably would
I demand a refund for your misleading show
'Cause when I heard water torture, I didn't think you'd mean your flow
Said you'd escape the damn grave, but winded up unconscious
Hurry the fuck up! I'm passing out trying to watch this
This Weisz guy wants to fire rhymes, it's nonsense
I'm not scared of a dude who hides from the patenting process
I know you like your water stunts, so this next trick will leave you breathless
Since a single punchline's enough to crush your appendix
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