If I Was a Serial Killer Insane Clown Posse

[Violent J]
If I was a serial killer
They would find all my victims heads
In funky-ass gas station toilets
And if I was a serial killer
I would be strange and deranged
And I would never change
If I was a serial killer
I'd be known as "The Smoker"
Cuz I would cut off and smoke all of they hair
And if I was a serial killer
I would sleep on broken glass and thumb tacks
And I would smoke mad crack

[Shaggy]
First thing I would do would be to kill a couple hotties
That always get 'em mustered up; decapitated bodies
Dumped on state police lawn just before dawn
To let 'em know my ritual had begun
I'd crack a 40 with the devil, tell him dig me a hole
Cuz I'm comin when I die, until that I'm in control
This is if I was a serial killer, and though I ain't
But if I was I'd do my walls up blood red with blood paint
This is if I was a serial killer, and though I ain't
But if I was I'd never stop because I'd know that I can't