The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) Dan Hicks & The Hot Licks

The piano has been drinking
--(Piano has been drinking)
My necktie is asleep
--(Tie is asleep)
And the combo went back to New York
--(Back to New York)
The jukebox has to take a leak
--(Gotta take a leak, now)
And the carpet needs a haircut
--(Carpet needs a haircut)
And the spotlight looks like a prison break
--(It's bright!)
'Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
--(All outa ciggies)
The balcony is on the make
--(On the make)
And the piano has been drinking
--(Piano has been drinking)
The piano has been drinking
--(Piano has been drinking)
Mmmmm...

And the menus are all freezing
--(Menus are freezing)
And the light man's blind in one еye
--(Blind in one eyе)
And he can't see out of the other
--(Can't see out of the other)
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
----(Say what?)
And he showed up with his mother
--(Showed up with his mother)
And the piano has been drinking
--(Piano has been drinking)
Mmmm mmm mmmmmmm...