Romance Novel Ninja Sex Party

[Intro]
A lot of people don't knows this but I, Danny Sexbang
Have been quietly working on the sexiest romance novel ever
For the past sixteen years
I would like to share a taste of it with you now
Please enjoy this excerpt from my deeply sensual tale
"Claudia Goes to Schlongtown, Part 6, The Erectening"
Ninja Brian, would you?

[Verse 1]
"I love penis" Claudia said to Jeff, seductively caressing both of her yam-yams
"Allow me to get you some from the kitchen", Jeff said, with a twinkle in his eye
"No, not peanuts Jeff, those aren't the nuts I'm interested in"
She grabbed him on the penisiest part of his body
"But a peanut isn't a nut", Jeff mansplained, "It's a legume"

[Bridge]
Whoa, Brian, what's the problem
What do you mean it's not romantic
I'm an amazing lover and I've lived through this exact scenario hundreds of times

[Verse 2]
"I feel like we're getting off topic Jeff", Claudia said
"But now that you've mentioned it, I could go for a peanut butter sandwich"
"Penis butter? I don't think I have any of that", Jeff groaned hornily