The Catchy Song Chance Waters (Ft. 360, Joyride & Smizzy)

[Intro: Chance Waters & 360]
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
That sounds ridiculous

[Verse 1: Chance Waters]
I don't make
Catchy songs with claps and tongs
[?] management wants
And I'll never drop some catchy lines that
All my fans could rap along with (Never)
You probably think I'm sad and whatnot
But those who know me know I love carryin' on
Just last week I went to Katie Holmes' vacation home
Then camped out the front yellin', "Marry me, Tom!"
Well, that's a lie, but I did steal their family dog (Uh-huh)
And then I tried to ransom it off (Yeah)
That's not true either, but I'm happy a lot
I just don't make songs 'bout the candy shop
I've never snatched a watch or carried a Glock
I've never bashed or robbed or acted the boss
You won't catch me off on some arrogant pop star shit
My album might flop, hell, bring it right on

[Chorus: Joyride]
We go write catchy
Songs that all the
Kids can sing along
With
And I'm sorry if
We wrote the tune
That's stuck in your head
Just ignore it